(April 21–May 21) Month-by-Month Predictions. The fun times and erotic escapades you’ll enjoy in ’12
January: Come Clean The salacious Sun spurs you to spill a secret on the 9th. Let your BFF know you made out with her colleague.
February: Party Every Night Invites are flooding in all month, thanks to magnetic Mercury. RSVP! You’ll meet someone important.
March: Bump and Grind Wear a sparkly dress to a club around the 14th. Pluto says sweating under the lights puts you in a great mood.
April: Read His Dirty Mind After the 22nd, Neptune throws your intuition into overdrive. Use it to figure out what your man wants in bed.
May: Splurge a Little Did someone say wardrobe revamp? When hardworking Jupiter amps up your bank account, buy a sexy mini.
June: Get What You Want Your charisma peaks close to the 2nd, and irresistible Mars has you sweet-talking your way into a bargain.
Feel Sooo Good Uranus makes you emotional near the 4th—you’ll cry easily. Indulge in mini mood boosts, which will make yuou feel better and stronger.
Play Dress-up Nostalgic Saturn says prep for girls’ night out around the 10th: make vodka sodas, and have fun.
September: Throw Him Down You’re ridiculously horny under the randy Sun by the 15th. Single? Text that hottie you met last winter.
October: Burn Off Stress Early in the month, your co-worker is getting to you under tense Venus. Shed your aggression at the gym.
Hear Him Out Your guy has an upheaval in his life after the 13th. He wants advice, so be direct. It’ll enhance your bond and make him respect you even more.
Make People LOL By month’s end, your stories are cracking friends up. The entertaining Moon says don’t censor yourself!
B’day girls from left: Carmen Electra; Penélope Cruz; Uma Thurman