NO LIGHTS
“I went to a movie with my boyfriend. After we chose our seats, I had to hit the bathroom. By the time I got back, the previews had started and the theatre was dark. I sat down next to my guy, held his hand, and whispered, ‘Miss me?’ But it wasn’t him...it was some random guy! My BF, a few rows back, saw it, and cracked up.” to ignore her, but eventually, I got pissed and decided to do something. She left her designer purse hanging on the back of a bar stool, so when no one was looking, I poured my entire margarita into it. She didn’t open her bag for the rest of the night, but I still laugh thinking about her going home and finding her stuff soaked with a drink.” her office and handed me a page that had my online fight on it. I’d accidentally printed it out and stapled it to the memo. I got a big lecture about doing personal stuff at work, and now she knows all about my love life (cringe!).”