PERMANENT LOSER

“My guy and I had been together for five months when my friends saw him with another girl. I confronted him, and he apologised. I forgave him, but a week later, we saw his car parked at the same girl’s house. I was so angry, I used a pen to etch some choice words and pictures all over the car. Before leaving, I put a note on the door that read, ‘Sorry about your car, but I bet you’re sorrier for cheating’.”