Confessions
Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.
MMM, MMM, NASTY
“My friend and I live together, and she is so sloppy. She is always leaving messes in the kitchen, and no matter how nicely I ask her to help with the chores, she doesn’t listen. One day, I was cleaning out the fridge and accidentally knocked a leftover bowl of her pasta onto the floor. The noodles went everywhere. Fed up with her messes, I scooped the noodles back into the bowl and put them in the fridge without saying a word. I got to enjoy my silent revenge when she reheated them the next day!” —Nina
CATWALK OF SHAME
“I had been flirting with this cute guy who was the DJ for the night at a friend’s party. He agreed to play my fave song and dared me to do my sexiest dance across the room. I’m not shy, so I started strutting my stuff. Suddenly, my heel hit a lime slice that someone had dropped. I literally slid across the room and landed on top of a group’s table, knocking over all their drinks. My crush stopped the music, and everyone was staring. I ran out the door without saying bye.” —Samaira
AMATEUR NIGHT
“I went to a karaoke party with a bunch of friends and when we walked in, I saw a really cute guy sitting at one of the tables, so grabbed a seat next to him. The first people to go onstage were two women who were really awful. I made a comment to my friend about how they should never sing in public again. Then I turned to the hottie and said, ‘Wow, they sucked, huh?’ He replied, ‘Actually, I think my sisters did a pretty good job.’ I tried to pretend I was joking, but it was too late. I kept quiet for the rest of the night...and so did he.”
—Pia
NO HIKE
“I had just started a new job when my female boss announced that she was taking us on a hike as a team-building exercise. I was excited, because I knew it’d help me get to know everyone. Halfway up the trail, I suddenly had to pee and there were no bathrooms around. Not wanting to announce it, I let everyone walk ahead and then snuck into an area with lots of trees. I was midstream, when my boss crashed through the bushes. She had come searching for me. I quickly pulled up my pants, and my boss turned bright red...as did I!” —Gautam