STATUS: MORTIFIED

“I met a really hot guy through mutual friends at a party and wanted to check him out on Facebook. I put his name into the search box in the Facebook app on my phone. But just then, my roommates came home, and I got distracted. By the time I went back and picked up my phone, I had all these texts from my friends: ‘Why do you have a dude’s name as your Facebook status?’ Instead of searching for his name in the box like I thought I did, I’d put it as my status! I deleted it immediately, but the damage was done.”