Characters of OMG!

From funny to silly to plain foot-in-mouth, these celebrity Tweets are totally #hahaha! “DO ANTS HAVE DICKS?”

“WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane

(i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray

for peace.”

“Sonams bday today... Wonderful girl...With the sweetest smile...

Wishing her good luck n good health... Sure she will do her

parents.”

“I know that Osama Bin Laden is dead, but if we could all stop for a minute to consider todays REAL news I’d very much appreciate it. It’s my birthday today.” “When I was five I wasn’t allowed to have gum because my parents thought

I’d swallow it so I’d eat the gum off the bottom of the

bleachers.”

“Dear elderly man at the gym: its hard 4 me 2 keep composure

whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out

of ur wind shorts.”