Char­ac­ters of OMG!

From funny to silly to plain foot-in-mouth, th­ese celebrity Tweets are to­tally #ha­haha! “DO ANTS HAVE DICKS?”

Cosmopolitan (India) - - UPFRONT - “I think my dog may be try­ing to slowly poi­son me with her ass gas. I’m afraid to sleep.”

“WHY is ev­ery­one in SUCH a panic about hur­ri­cane

(i’m call­ing it Sally)..? Stop pro­ject­ing neg­a­tiv­ity! Think pos­i­tive and pray

for peace.”

“Son­ams bday to­day... Won­der­ful girl...With the sweet­est smile...

Wish­ing her good luck n good health... Sure she will do her

par­ents.”

“I know that Osama Bin Laden is dead, but if we could all stop for a minute to con­sider to­days REAL news I’d very much ap­pre­ci­ate it. It’s my birth­day to­day.” “When I was five I wasn’t al­lowed to have gum be­cause my par­ents thought

I’d swal­low it so I’d eat the gum off the bot­tom of the

bleach­ers.”

“Dear el­derly man at the gym: its hard 4 me 2 keep com­po­sure

whilst punch­ing at chip­munk speed when ur ball sack spills out

of ur wind shorts.”

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