Girl, Interrupted
Babe, you are one espresso shot away from a 2007 Britney-style meltdown. We wouldn’t be surprised if you were giving yourself a terrible haircut as we speak. Whether it’s a day at the spa or a week off from work, you need to take a step back and really slow it down. Nothing in the world is worth more than your mental health. Now go forth and namaste the universe with total flair.