What women say VS what women mean!

Y ou would think that probably the writer of this column has run out of ideas to have taken the recourse of writing on something that would probably be a tougher proposition than committing Hara-kiri itself. But in the beginning itself let me statutorily say that this article is purely a piece of fiction and is intended to invoke a few smiles on those settlers from Mars, the planet of blokes who are struggling hard to find a footing amongst the fairer species from Venus, the planet of surprises and puzzles. Also, what is being written here has no semblance with any one I know, these lines just came randomly in my dream the other night and I am writing them as such...lol ;)

In fact, the ladies reading this can probably break off and find something to do outside or maybe in the kitchen because this is a secret men’s business...having said that, I know that now I have all the ladies as a captive audiences to this article :)

Okay now fellas, I mean blokes, listen up carefully. Women may say something conspicuous and it may mean something inconspicuous, they may

say something inconspicuous which may mean something conspicuous or they may say something inconspicuous and it may mean something inconspicuous or they may say something conspicuous which may mean something conspicuous...I hope I used all possible combinations over there. However, to simplify my content, allow me to use some alliterations from the open source. On the left side is what is said and to the right is what it means

Just forget it- Remember it forever...as even if you forget, I won’t. We want- I want. Are you going to wear this?- Wear something else! I am not mad- I am mad. Wow!- How can you be so stupid, it amazes me!

Sorry, what?- This is just your chance to change your last statement.

Do as you like- You better not.

We need to talk!- I have a lot of things to say. You get ready to listen.

I am OK- You really believe I am OK? Yes- NO. No- YES. Maybe- Never. Give me two minutes(What? Guys, don’t we all know this one!)

VIKAS BHANDARI