Expect very low mileage
THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD Direction:Patrick Hughes Actors:Samuel L Jackson, Ryan Reynolds, Salma Hayek Rating:
The Hitman’s Bodyguard begins with explosion and shots fired. Then men emerge, all dressed in suits. There’s a top shot of a city. Cars – big and small – bounce about; there’s an impossible-to-do jump; armed men die in every scene.
It’s the formulaic car chase bromance, with one critical problem — that formula stopped working in the 1990s. So it doesn’t help that the ingredients are all there — One carefree, funny hitman (Samuel L Jackson), a sarcastic bodyguard (Ryan Reynolds), a foul-mouthed, yoga-loving girlfriend (Salma Hayek); a strained relationship between the two men that quickly proceeds to soul-searching talks between the chases and gunslinging.
As Jackson and Reynolds dash across Europe, they must fight off henchmen sent by a ruthless Eastern European dictator being tried for war crimes.
It all gets pretty tiresome pretty soon.
The one thing that rescues the film is the fact that director Patrick Hughes seems intently aware of its predictability.
So he mixes in a dash of fun, irony, even a few tongue-in-cheek digs at the genre itself. Still, there are only a few moments that stand out — notably one in which Jackson sings a very heartfelt rendition of ‘Nobody gets out alive’.