Khichdi as the national dish is an unpalatable idea
It is ridiculous to associate delicacies with a religion or insist that only the parochially local can be truly national
Good old khichdi has finally managed to hog the culinary limelight. Long looked down upon as the prescribed diet for the aged and the infirm, it edged out more aristocratic contenders such as kebabs, biryanis and exotic confections to almost get designated the ‘national dish’. But in the end, what was touted as the Big Bang turned out to be a whimper. The storm in the social media tea cup compelled the minister of food processing to issue a statement that no such move was being contemplated. All that was afoot was an effort to cook a titanic pot of khichdi that could find a place in the Guinness Book.
Still, we must thank whoever thought of the tamasha for making our compatriots aware of more than 10 avatars of the khichdi that are rustled up in India. However the aborted coronation has left in its wake some serious questions for us to grapple with.
Why are we Indians so obsessed with the prefixes ‘national’ and ‘international’? Some unfortunate souls who dared to raise a dissenting voice contesting khichdi’s claim to the throne became targets of ultranationalist fury. What could be a better contender for a ‘national’ dish than a satvik delicacy claiming a lineage dating back to Vedic times? Anyone with an iota of political correctness among performing celebrity chefs and their patrons must have been aware of the hazards of touching the ‘alien’ biryani or kebab. From architecture to language, costume to cuisine, religious zealots have polluted what is fashionably referred to as the ‘dominant discourse’. The controversies that continue to smoulder — from the national anthem and the national song to national language and national animal — leave us little time to accomplish anything truly remarkable at the international level.
To return to our resplendent heritage in the realm of food, khichdi may be a deserving candidate to represent the nation, but there are other signature dishes from diverse regions that too bear testimony to India’s syncretic cultural ethos. India has moment deep thought. Are you doing enough to make your life worthwhile? Are you satisfied with your life or do you feel that you are capable of doing much more? Spare some time to think about your dreams and do something tangible and substantial about it.
Think what you can do besides your sphere of immediate responsibilities. Spare a thought for giving back to society in some way. It need not be materialistic. It could be helping someone in some way or being kind and empathetic.
If you treat life with care and respect, you imbibed diverse influences through millennia adapting everything from costumes to cuisines. It is ridiculous to associate delicacies, attire, art or music with a particular religion or insist that only the parochially local can be truly national.
Much before the birth of the ‘nation state’ in Western Europe, great Empires had spawned globalisation of trade encouraging cultural cross-fertilisation. Food that many consider Indian today may have come to this land from foreign shores. How easily we forget that the samosa, the popular snack we gleefully gobble, descended from the Central Asian samboosa that is fried, boiled or baked from Kazakhstan to Iran. It is mentioned in Ain-e-Akbari as samushak and has many regional variations. By the time it travels from the Gangetic belt to the borders of Bengal both the name and the filling change. The singhada here is prepared with finely chopped and differently spiced stirfried potatoes. The refugee Delhi population insists on ‘enriching’ it with paneer and nuts while in Bhopal and Hyderabad the keema samosa challenges the potato and peas filling. Luqmi in Hyderabad seems to resurrect the original recipe of delicate Iranian pastry best that had a pine-nuts and mince filling. Then there is the sweet samosa that tantalises us with some intriguing questions: Is it the Lobong Lotika that has inspired the mawa-packed saffron laced meetha samosa or the other way round? The misspelt ‘biff’ samosa, which we chanced upon in Aurangabad, is the poor thing that like Oscar Wilde’s love, dare not utter its name in these intolerant times.
The halwa set foot on Indian soil, most likely on the Malabar Coast, when the Arab seafaring traders anchored their ships here. The Habshi Halwa has an Abyssinian connection. It has spread its branches in all directions. From kesari and badam halwa in southern India to Karachi halwa, also known as Bombay halwa in Mumbai to lockjaws such as Sohan halwa in Delhi to Gajar ka in Punjab, Seb ka in Jammu and Kashmir to the Dal ka halwa in the Hindi Heartland, the variations are countless. The more exotic recipes are the Khus Khus ka (poppy seeds) halwa, Ande ka halwa and yes, Gosht ka halwa. The upma bears testimony to the fact that not all halwas need to be sweet!
Not only khichdi but the halwa, samosa, paratha and pulav celebrate our resplendent diversity and pluralism. These dishes have never recognised political boundaries reset by linguistic states. Why then, waste time contesting ‘ownership’? Isn’t it enough that by improvising on ‘alien’ themes we continue to experience ecstasy?
NOT ONLY KHICHDI BUT
HALWA, THE SAMOSA, THE PARATHA AND THE PULAV CELEBRATE OUR RESPLENDENT DIVERSITY AND PLURALISM
will surely enjoy it; and every moment will become bliss. Live with the principle that Hunter S. Thompson suggested.
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”