‘Let her enjoy your company; reintroduce yourself’

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I am in love with a girl for the last six months. We aren’t in a relationship, but we have feelings for each other. Earlier, I was her priority; she used to ignore everyone for me. But, now, I have to adjust things for her friends, and she gives me less time. She even puts lesser efforts in our bond. I still love her. Does she still have feelings for me?

PP

PP, your letter is similar to the letter General Bonaparte sent to the Duke of Wellington’s undersecretary, Billy Cornwallis. It was in French and Cornwallis couldn’t understand a word. Your letter has similar challenges. For example, you say she puts in lesser effort in ‘our’ bond. What does that mean? Even though I don’t speak French, let me try and wade through your problem. You love a girl. You aren’t in a relationship, and you have feelings for each other. Now her feelings are slowing down. PP don’t waste time. You need to act now to keep her interested. Don’t act desperate and needy. Act cool and friendly. Let her enjoy your company. She needs to be reintroduced to you. Think of how you used to entertain her and go back to your verbal Modus Operandi..

I’m in love with a celebrity, and he’s the reason for my happiness. I want to be with him for the rest of my life. I know that it’s tough and sounds like a fairytale, but I believe that I will be with him. Whenever I tell this to anyone, they laugh at me and say that I’m mad. Am I crazy?

RQ8

Mad? Now can I tell you if you are mad? I can’t even tell you how tall you are? Or whether you’re left-handed? Your question must be sent to astrologer, Bejan Daruwalla as I can’t predict your future. Besides if you don’t tell us who the celebrity is how can we investigate this further? If it’s Virat Kohli, I think you don’t have a chance. If it’s Shah Rukh Khan, I say ‘No’. If it’s Ranveer Singh, once again, no chance. If he’s playing at the IPL, your chasing him at the wrong time. On the other hand, if it’s Rahul Gandhi, anyway all the best to you, and I’m sure that we’ve read about you in the papers if all goes well.

I like a girl, and she knows the truth. My friend also likes her, and the whole class knows about it, except her. He is too shy to propose to her. She ignores both

of us. Please help.

RP

RP, are you writing in for yourself or your friend? Let me tell you a story. Long, ago in a town LaKash, there lived a man with a five-foot-long beard. Actually, sorry the story will take too long. Let me instead inform you that this girl is not going to find out. You like her by the following means a) Google b) encyclopedia Britannica c) email from the PM office. This means that the only way she’ll find out about your love is unbelievably through you. So please don’t waste time and get to know her before your friend does a Rohit Sharma and runs you out.