Londoners play dirty in erotic Scrabble speed dating

Triple word score: cunnilingus. In a cheeky bid to spice up London’s speed- dating scene, a nocturnal events organiser has come up with the idea of reinventing the rules of Scrabble.

In the process he is transforming the venerable boardgame, a favourite of wordsmiths around the world, into an exercise in erotic diction.

On a recent rainy autumn evening, his event — called “Dirty Scrabble” — attracted a small coterie of singletons, young and old, to a cosy pub lounge in the bustling west London district of Hammersmith.

Trendy music, dimmed lights, candles, cocktails, and a naughty game: everything was in place for romance to blossom.

Entrepreneur Jordi Sinclair, the founder of a company called Smudged Lipstick, which organises “random, quirky events”, is the brain behind the idea of combining dating with filthy wordplay.

“People like Scrabble but in a dating capacity it’s maybe a bit too straight,” the 35- year- old, wearing a black t- shirt and ripped jeans, told AFP. “Dirty words tend to open up the conversation.” However, Scrabble is a game of patience requiring the utmost concentration, and seemingly ill- suited to the frenetic pace and emotional tension inherent in the timed meetings of speeddating. So Sinclair has devised some new, minimal, rules to his dirty version: no points, 11 letters

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picked out at a time instead of seven, and the right to take some liberties with spelling.

He hopes players will shed any sense of shame and embrace the maxim: “Where there is embarrassment, there is no pleasure”. “We try to make it as dirty as possible,” Sinclair said. “After a drink or two, the words become a lot dirtier.

“We want people creative with their words as well, so if they want to come up with new words that are dirty, they can.”

True to the speed- dating formula, players move from table to table, with seven- minute games at each. On the boards, word sequences invariably throw up something to smile about — intentionally or not — and can resemble a libertine conversation. A shared “H” gives rise to “hung” and “hot”, while nearby, “boobs” leads to “dogy”, which in turn produces “yea” and then “ass”.

“There’s been some awful words — everything from penis, arse, gonads,” said Neil Shah, a 40- yearold participant, in a pink sweater.

“But it’s fun... people are relaxed and sometimes using ridiculous language breaks down the barrier so you’re laughing and you’re less uncomfortable.” Shah believes the art of communication has been lost in the digital age and welcomes anything, including Dirty Scrabble, that means “you have to have a conversation.”

Scrabble- lover Tamara Jacobs, 34, jumped at the chance to meet a man in the flesh, and not through an online app.