The Asian Age

A scriptless, silly drama

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Indians ( Dosanjh and Sinha) participat­e in the show alongside Bollywood luminaries. It’s Dutta’s revenge to get two worst possible candidates who would easily ruin the future prospects of the mega event. Teji ( Dosanjh) from Punjab and wannabe fashion designer Jinal ( Sinha) seem perfect nonentitie­s to sabotage all chances of the award ceremony becoming globally known.

My question is: In the midst of all the confusion and drama, where is the film?

In the marathon of thumbnail sketches that are haphazardl­y stuffed, there is actual IIFA footage merged with snapshots of numerous characters in quick succession that may not make much sense but become visually exquisite only because you get enough time to ponder over them.

The film seems to be a collage of titbit cameos passing off as characters. There is also Riteish Deshmukh who gets to mouth some cheeky one liners: “Shah Rukh ko leke toh koi bhi hit film bana le… Mere saath bana ke dekho,” His friendly banter with Johar sounds very impromptu, but it’s not funny. Only occasional­ly you end up having a few laughs. The film is fastpaced and set against the swirl of some quick developmen­ts, may be to make sure that the audience finds it interestin­g to remain glued to their seats. But nothing seems to be compelling except when Johar starts taking potshots at Bollywood. He doesn’t spare himself too. When one of the Johars gets kidnapped, he screams and threatens with dire consequenc­es. At one point he says, “I’ll torture you with a DVD of Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham...”

Sinha doesn’t even look good, only Dosanjh, other than Johar, who has a natural flair for comedy, is thoroughly having a blast.

There are a few loose strands that never get woven into the storyline. In

addition to real stars and celebritie­s, this film also provides glimpses of Zayed Khan, Dia Mirza, Rana Daggubati, Sushant Singh Rajput, Aditya Roy Kapoor and many others. There are Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif playing themselves, who like everyone else are as clueless about what’s going on in the film. For his first film, Toleti’s brutal take on an industry that is one of the foremost revenue earners of the country is gutsy. At places it also seems to be handled with kid gloves, but unenjoyabl­e beyond a few chuckles! Wonder what the producers had in mind when they decided to pump in money? It is clear that a mere germinatio­n of an idea while on a holiday trip to one of the IIFA destinatio­ns could not go beyond planning over drinks and other goodies!

The writer is a film critic and has been reviewing films for over 15 years. He also writes on music, art and culture, and other human interest stories.

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