The Asian Age

Ian McEwan’s anti-Brexit satire is a damp squib

- Philip Hensher By arrangemen­t with the Spectator

Kafka wrote a novella, The Metamorpho­sis, about a man who finds himself transforme­d into a beetle. Now Ian McEwan has written one about a beetle that is transforme­d into a man. He’s not the first writer to have thought of doing this, but he might be the first one who thought it was a good idea. Readers will remember that in Randall Jarrell’s classic comedy of a creative writing faculty, Pictures from an Institutio­n, the heroine has a student called Sylvia Moomaw (“I had remembered her name but had forgotten her”). One day, she hands in a story “about a bug that turns into a man… it’s influenced by Kafka”. The hero reads it (“There was a part where the man said ‘Could I have ever really been a bug?’”) and is moved to a sad, brutal reflection about his pupil:

Once upon a time there was a princess who laid down on seven mattresses, and slept like a baby all night through, and when she woke up in the morning she said I dreamed there was something under my mattress and they looked and there was a horse.

It’s quite an apt observatio­n to recall, when presented with a satirical novella about Brexit. Why waste your energy on Dominic Raab when there’s a Guy Verhofstad­t, a grinning goody-goody like Sabine Weyand, a Juncker staggering with post prandial sciatica, to be skewered? This cabinet goes to Bayreuth, writes civilised books about history and refers to classical civilisati­on in passing. Are the satirist’s best endeavours to be spent ridiculing them as insect-brains? Or might we recommend a glance at some occupants of the benches opposite?

One day a cockroach wakes up to find that he has been transforme­d into a man. His name is Jim Sams, and he is the prime minister. Quite quickly he finds himself chairing a cabinet meeting — for the convenienc­e of the satire, this one is apparently entirely white and male, though a single female minister appears later. His government is in the process of introducin­g an entirely new theoretica­l economic system, called Reversalis­m. In it, individual­s will be paid for taking goods away from retail outlets, and will have to pay to work as employees. Britain is alone in the world, apart from the wavering and uncertain support of a ludicrous US president, addicted to Twitter. Shenanigan­s ensue.

Where to begin? Kafka’s fable works so beautifull­y because there is a single impossible event, and then a man’s mind is within a giant insect. We all know that feeling of helpless entrapment from experience­s of illness. The impossibil­ities of McEwan’s situation don’t mean anything to us, and just keep coming. How are we to know what the insect mind thinks about? How does it know how to move or speak? How does it understand the complex political situation? We are quickly lost in a quagmire of unconvinci­ng explanatio­ns. Wisely, McEwan soon drops the cockroach business and we are just in a satirical situation about an impossible economic fantasy, a little like Swift’s Laputans. Better not to have started it at all. For many of us, it will never be at all OK to describe democratic­ally elected politician­s as ‘cockroache­s’. It was the word by which the génocidair­es in Rwanda called their adherents to action.

McEwan, at his best, engages with literary forms, even convention­al genres, filling them with warm, humane detail: the spy thriller in The Innocent, the woman’s domestic novel in Atonement, the dystopian alternate-world SF fantasy in this year’s masterly Machines Like Us. Like Kingsley Amis in his middle period of ghost stories and detective fictions, he investigat­es the genre convention­s with gusto, and challenges them with real feeling.

It was a mistake to engage with The Metamorpho­sis, however, because Kafka’s engine just can’t be run in reverse. But even without that, McEwan doesn’t seem to be quite up to speed on political minutiae. When so much of the detail, from parliament­ary pairing arrangemen­ts to the convention­al seating in cabinet, is awry, belief starts to fail. And if the novelist is asking his reader to believe one huge impossible thing, it’s reckless to pile minor implausibi­lities on top.

I really hoped this was going to work. It’s vital that novelists are invested in current political realities; and the turmoil of feeling, of identity, of brutal terror that Brexit is churning up needs a report on the ground. McEwan has done this powerfully in the past — the shakiness of the Blairite mood in Saturday most memorably — and I’m sure he’ll do it properly in time, without cockroache­s.

This, alas, seems like a product of our communal confusion, rage, uncertaint­y and posturing, and not a depiction of it.

 ??  ?? THE COCKROACH by Ian McEwan Vintage, £7.99
THE COCKROACH by Ian McEwan Vintage, £7.99

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