TO GO THEY’VE GOT

Skinny jeans so blue: Nope! If you own a pair of skinny blue jeans, that’s got to be a goner from your wardrobe, darling. No place for those in your classy (perhaps romantic) life, says Anna. And it makes no difference if you went cute cow-girl on it and wore (instead of the relaxed soft cotton t-shirt you love so much) your peppy mustard yellow top and paired that look with your cute ankle leg boots. That’s a no, no! And Anna is not impressed. Essentially, kill the skinny blue jeans, sweet love. And say a little prayer for it.

Leggings a weight: Ouch! We know. And our condolences, too, love. But throw them away. Like, right this moment, says Anna. And she’s not impressed if you teamed it with those sassy white Vans! But hey!

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you cannot bear to see them in the garbage, donate it, dearies. Let it go, let it go—and you don’t need to know.

The long and shorts of it: Yes, we mean the shorts. Whoever knew, right? And she seems to call out all kinds of them. The cute ones, the short ones, the ripped ones, the hot ones… and especially ‘the Levi style shorts’… they all — yep, you got that right — gotta go! And, yes, even if you paired it up with the cute, mauve sleeveless top and long chain, which had that college hunk trying to catch your eye at the canteen just last week. That’s no dress to work your magic in, says Anna.

But if you thought Anna was cruel, she assures you that she isn’t. She just wants you to look ‘better than the average Joe’! “'When you look a little bit different, a little bit better, that’s when you’re going to look more effortlessly expensive and put together. Because the general masses — they don’t look like that,” continues Anna in her video.