Two of the top spas in Asia are right here in Ubud, so kaftans off...

Kirana Spa. Dazzling suite and treatment villas, some with pools but all with modern lines, attention to detail and drop-dead fabulous views. Massage and facials only. Desa Kedewatan / 976 333 / 9am-9pm / a sod to find but fret not, spa chauffeurs provide hotel pick-up / royalkiranaspa.com

Como Shambhala Estate. Beautifully situated. Choose between the rainforest balés in the ravishing gorge (300 steps down, thus not good when you’re gin-sloshed or have clicky hips), or the sleek Spa Retreat with hydrotherapy pool, yoga pavilion and holistic/ayurvedic menu. Como Shambhala Estate / 978 888 / comohotels.com

Spa Hati. Home of the blissful four-handed massage. Simple, good value, and your custom helps the Bali Hati Foundation to educate the local kids. Sweet cheritee. Jl Raya Andong14 / Ubud / 977 578 / spahatibali.com

Lila Ulangun Spa. Trad Indo treats in outdoor gazebos with double Jacuzzis, saunas + showers – alfrisky indeed! Jl Raya Kedewatan / 980 252 / hotelpuriwulandari.com

The Yoga Barn. Get your asanas to this spiritual desti for gurus, dancers, healers, and even tight white guys. Jl Raya Pengosekan / Banjar Tebesaya / 971 236 / theyogabarn.com