Guy Fieri’s burger basics aboard Carnival Cruise Line

Guy Fieri dishes it up for Carnival Cruise Line.

THE FIRST BURGER I DEMOLISHED FROM PLATINUM BLONDE,

spiky-haired Food Network star Guy Fieri is burned in my culinary conscious. With beefy juice dripping down my chin, the improbably named Donkey Sauce slicking my fingers, and shaved sweet onions tumbling onto my blouse, all I could do was grin and gobble. These burgers can rock your world. Luckily for cruisers and Fieri devotees, Carnival Cruise Line partners with the popular chef for its onboard Guy’s Burger Joint. The complimentary eatery, currently on 14 Carnival ships, serves a whopping 1,000 burgers per ship per day. I bet some Fieri fans actually choose their Carnival ship based on whether the star’s patty palace is on board. Here’s the skinny on Guy Fieri and his wildly popular shipboard eats.