LIST of the week

Ter­ri­ble song lyrics

Bray People - - ENTERTAINMENT - Lists com­piled by Jim Hayes

Ten song lyrics that may have ben­e­fit­ted from the wis­dom of a sec­ond opin­ion.

‘New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits / Chi­nese food makes me sick’ LFO - Sum­mer Girls ‘I don’t want to see a ghost / It’s the sight that I fear most / I’d rather have a piece of toast / Watch the evening news’ Des'ree - Life ‘I’m se­ri­ous as cancer / When I say rhythm is a dancer’ Snap - Rhythm Is a Dancer ‘Lucky that my breasts are small and hum­ble / So you don’t con­fuse them with moun­tains’ Shakira - When­ever, Wher­ever ‘Some­one left the cake out in the rain / and I don’t think that I can take it / ’cause it took so long to bake it / and I’ll never have that recipe again’ Richard Har­ris (or Donna Sum­mer) - MacArthur Park ‘An’ when you can see your un­born chil­dren in her eyes / you know you re­ally love a woman’ Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Re­ally Loved a Woman ‘And I met a girl / She asked me my name / I told her what it was’ Ra­zorlight - Some­where Else ‘Pink it’s like red but not quite’ Aero­smith - Pink ‘It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane/ It must be Dave, who’s on the train’ Scooter - Nas­saja ‘I got so many clothes I keeps 'em in my aunt’s house’ Tinie Tem­pah - Pass Out

Des’ree: rather toast than a ghost.

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