KATHY’S RULES FOR ROCKING THE BIG SIX-OH

1 Don’t diet, fake tan or waste money on cellulite creams. Just get a dimmer switch – the greatest beauty aid known to womankind. 2 No surgery. My mother told me never to pick my nose – especially from a catalogue. The only plastic surgery a woman my age should experience is cutting up the credit card she was going to use to pay for all that pointless pain, then using the money to travel the world for fun and frivolity. 3 No tortuous bikini waxing. You’re a woman, so don’t try to look like a girl. Just find a man who likes a little light bush walking. 4 Have great sex and loud laughter. They’re the best ways to stay young, lowering levels of the stress hormone adrenalin and boosting the immune system. 5 Find yourself a toyboy. So much more rejuvenating than a face cream. Younger men have been raised by feminists, so he’ll adore you, not bore you, and do all your chores for you.