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SMOOTH NUT BUTTER

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It is really straightfo­rward to make your own nut butter. You can use any variety of nuts (cashew is delicious) and the difference in taste from a shop-bought jar is significan­t. All you need for good nut butter is roasted nuts and a food processor. Look at the label on any quality brand and you’ll see that nuts and maybe a little salt are the only ingredient­s, while cheaper brands tend to add palm oil and sugar to their nut butters.

MAKES 450G

450g raw unsalted almonds, skin on, cashew nuts or skinless peanuts

¼ tsp ground cinnamon (optional) ¼ tsp sea salt (optional) light olive oil (optional)

H1 Preheat the oven to 190C/170C fan/ gas 5. Spread the nuts on a baking tray and roast for 10 minutes, shaking halfway through. Remove from the oven and allow the nuts to cool until you can comfortabl­y handle them.

2 Tip the nuts into a food processor or high-speed blender with the cinnamon and salt (if using), then blitz for 8 minutes, stopping regularly to scrape down the sides. The nut butter should be smooth and shiny. Add a little light olive oil to alter the consistenc­y of the nut butter as required.

3 Transfer to an airtight container – I use a sterilised mason jar.

NOTES

For a crunchy version, reserve a quarter of the nuts. Blitz them to a coarse texture and set aside, then stir into the finished nut butter.

Homemade nut butters can be stored in the fridge for up to 2 weeks and you can freeze in an airtight container (not glass) for up to 6 months.

Nuts can be expensive, but you can order them in bulk online; health-food shops often have multi-buy offers too.

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Ishould say, straight off, that this is not an #ad. I’d barely thought about Marks & Spencer’s knickers until reading the company’s recently released sales figures (more below). I definitely didn’t think I was evangelica­l about them – they’ve just always been in my life, in the same way they’ve probably always been in yours.

But this quiet ubiquity is M&S pants’ USP. They have a specific trusty cosiness – like your oldest friend, or an Arnotts saucepan. Even when we flirt with other brands (on these days I favour Dora Larsen or Stripe & Stare) a corner of a woman’s top drawer is invariably M&S. I can’t think of a more democratic product, except maybe Blu Tack.

Which is not to say they’re dull. There are few more delightful acts of spontaneit­y than nipping into M&S for a sandwich and buying a pristine pack of garter knickers while you’re at it. I know this because my local M&S is now a Lidl. Going in for milk and coming out with an electric blanket is not the same.

This month shareholde­rs will pocket over €20 million, their first dividends since 2019, as pre-tax profits soared to just over €419 million. The volume of its pants sales may surprise you: it shifts 605 shapewear knickers every hour; over 3.4 million thongs were sold last year, while its gamechangi­ng period pants – over 1.5 million pairs sold to date – are market leaders. In recent years, its underwear sales must be partly down to Rosie Huntington­Whiteley’s bestsellin­g line, though I always struggle to see M&S underwear as sexy.

It’s not the pants themselves so much as the in-store experience, what with the ghoulish lighting and proximity to Percy Pigs. Buying online doesn’t help, as I associate the M&S website too strongly with ordering children’s PE kit. But I must be in the minority, because 2.8 million of Rosie’s brazilian knickers have sold since their launch.

A surprise perk of my lifelong loyalty is that trying to remember ‘M&S pants I have owned’ is a great insomnia cure. I can document each era of my life this way, beginning with miniature bows and St Michael care labels

TRYING TO RECALL ALL THE ‘M&S PANTS I’VE OWNED’ IS A GREAT INSOMNIA CURE

on childhood pants, to the sack of full briefs I panic-bought during a 2013 pregnancy. I intended to bin them after the birth, but they came out for subsequent babies and for some unknown reason are still in my life.

As a student in the noughties – a terrible era of jelly bras and visible panty line-avoidance – I dallied with M&S thongs. They were so stringy my mother called them ‘your daddy-longlegs’, killing any illusion of womanhood. Perhaps the biggest milestone was the multipack of bikini briefs that I acquired with my first bra. I recall my best friend’s pants at this time equally vividly, because she favoured M&S high-legs. In those days they had very long, Jane Fonda-esque gussets, which I found strangely worrying (long pants still worry me).

I know other people feel the same affection towards all of M&S, but I reserve mine for its knickers – and Colin the Caterpilla­r. The surprise fashion hits never seem to suit me. I can’t imagine anyone getting excited about M&S interiors, and as far as I know the beauty range has never really taken off.

Still, I grieve for my local branch. Where else can I ever hope to purchase a World Book Day costume, gourmet crisps and new pants without leaving my postcode? Perhaps – to quote the ad – these are not just pants…

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