No bouncy (Windsor) Castle for Meghan...

WITH her dress and accessories all sorted, at a reported budget of €400,000, Meghan Markle, left, still has a few loose ends to tie up in advance of her marriage to Prince Harry in May. This week, she was reportedly baptised into the Church of England by the Archbishop of Canterbury, using holy water from the River Jordan and with Charles and Camilla as witnesses at the royal family’s private baptismal font. Alas there was no mention of pink balloons, cake, and booze, all standard requirements of baptismal celebrations in this country – although another essential, the bouncy castle in the garden, might just have been surplus to requirements…