WHAT’S

with all these Japanese fans cleaning stadiums, and their footballers leaving the dressing-room ‘spotless’ after the crushing 3-2 defeat by Belgium? More of this humble carry-on and, before long, someone might have to tell Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane that they haven’t quite earned their exorbitant monthly wages. Rostering the pair of them for cleaning duties might help Irish soccer fans to cheer up just a smidge.