Ronan Keating, singing along to the world’s smallest violin...

MOAN OF THE WEEK Poor Ronan Keating, his life is just one blow after another. First he’s (allegedly) elbowed aside on the red carpet by Kate Beckinsale at the GQ awards, now British Airways has only gone and bumped his son off a business class flight to Australia. Us muggles who never have to brave red carpets or luxury airline facilities don’t know we’re born. I’m not even sure these count as first world problems, but Ronan (left, with wife Storm) is in danger of turning into a grumpy old man: just wait till his prostate starts acting up, or kids kick a football on to his lawn…