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APART from a brief retrograde foray into Capricorn, Mars has been in Aquarius since May. With one day left before it moves into Pisces, the shift we’re starting to feel creates a change in how we pursue objectives. Instead of seeing what seem to be obvious solutions, and getting frustrated when they aren’t followed, we’re becoming more understanding. They say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar… and as Mars moves into its new home, we’ll all be capable of acting more sweetly.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

ACCORDING to scientists, Everest, the world’s highest mountain, is still growing. Every year a couple of inches are added to its height. But how can such a measurement be made? Does someone climb to the top with a tape measure in hand? I suppose we’re just going to have to believe what they say! As Mars prepares to move into a new sign, it brings the potential for growth in your world. It might not be easy to measure, but you’ll be able to see your problems from a different perspective. The Cosmos is on your side. Find out how you can help it to help you. Your latest forecast is ready. Call 1550 511 611.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

IF YOU’RE finding it difficult to understand a response to your question, it’s possible that you’re asking the wrong thing of the wrong person. Yet, there’s a difference between not liking what you’re hearing and not comprehending the answer. Today, if you search for an explanation to what’s baffling you, you’ll find one. If, on the other hand, a sense of frustration is at the root of your problem, try to accept whatever is bothering you. If this doesn’t solve your problem, keep an eye out for surprising solutions.

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GEMINI May 22 — June 22

THE world’s most famous retailer of fizzy drinks has managed to keep its top-selling recipe secret for more than a hundred years. Or, at least, that’s what their marketing team would have us believe. In truth, few secrets remain unspoken for so long — especially when there are so many people pushing, prodding and trying to find it out. I mention this because your level of motivation is a priority today. If you bring enough conviction and intellect to a current pursuit, you can revolutionise your future.

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CANCER June 23 — July 23

WHAT exactly is a big deal? Well, it’s whatever you choose to make into one! Or, it’s one that has been created by someone else, who thinks that you should be gauging the importance of something using their criteria. When someone important tells you that something is essential, it takes a brave person to tell them that it’s not. It might be worth keeping your thoughts to yourself if something seems trivial to you today. You may even be well advised to pretend that you care. That way, eventually, it will be less of a big deal.

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LEO July 24 — Aug 23

SHOULD you ever want a rest from online searching, libraries are wonderful places to go. They contain shelves of reference books, banks of knowledge which can be consulted in an atmosphere of calm. These tomes make weird facts and figures seem logical and easy to comprehend. But, what about our emotions? Can the complexities of the human condition be reduced to facts and formulae? If there’s a feeling you can’t shake today, it’s because it’s necessary...at least, until you’ve learnt all you can from it.

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VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

WHAT appears to be a challenge ahead of you is actually a gift in disguise. You think I’m joking? No, I’m not! The cosmos knows exactly what you need and has parceled it up so that it arrives safe and sound in your life. Don’t be deceived by how a situation appears to be. You’re not usually judgmental, and there’s no need to fall into that trap today. Just because it looks unlikely, doesn’t mean that it isn’t going to work out right. If you expect the best, you’ll find that’s what you’ve received. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your latest four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 1550 511 611.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

WE CAN always find a way to justify pessimism. There’s always something that can’t be fully resolved or that irrationally irritates us. There’s always one individual who, no matter what they do, rubs us up the wrong way. I’m reminding you of this to help you see a silly scenario from a new point of view. As long as you keep this in mind, today will be fine. Wherever your thoughts take you, there’s always a way to soar above any hurdles. Raise your spirits and let them carry you over whatever is in your path.

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SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

WHO needs soap operas when each day brings the latest instalment in the on-going drama that is life on planet Earth? Every day brings an element of chaos into the same old issues. Is this what you want? Were you put here just so that you could focus on the latest of a never-ending series of dramas? You can’t brush off evolution in your world. But you’re not required to play the same role on repeat. You’re the writer, as well as actor, of your own soap. Be brave enough to break the mould today.

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SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

IN DAYS gone by, royal courts across the world were filled with advisers. From cooks and gardeners, to medics and astrologers, the best in the land were on hand to share their wisdom. The fool, or jester, had the job of saying what nobody else had the courage to say. They’d have to find the right balance between making their employers laugh as well as conveying a message, even a criticism. A good sense of humour counts for a great deal, as you’ll see to your advantage today.

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CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

YOU seem to be caught up in so many crazy situations that it’s no wonder you’re feeling exasperated. Every time you attempt to exert a sense of normality it seems as if someone else tries to make everything even more ridiculous. If you’re tempted to contribute to the aura of confusion, all you have to do is to share your sense of frustration. Yet, as Mars prepares to move into a new sign, you find yourself in a moment of calm. If you can refrain from joining in the commotion, everything will turn out right.

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AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

YOU’RE an ambitious soul, with high aspirations. But is it necessary for you to work yourself quite so hard? Can you see anyone else pushing themselves quite as persistently and uncompromisingly as you do? Most people seem to be happy accepting standards that you have cast aside . . . and they don’t even see themselves as making a compromise. Am I convincing you? I thought not! If you must reach for the stars, put your heart and soul into it. Who knows, you might just get there.

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PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

MOST of us have hunted for an object, or a piece of information, or some specialist advice. We search online, trying to track down this unusual commodity, seeking high and low, to no avail. Then, suddenly, bingo! We find what we’ve been hunting for and bathe in a sense of triumphant relief. That feeling, in the aftermath, is so satisfying that if we’re not careful, we can attempt to relive the experience even though there’s no actual need for it. Watch out for a desire to re-enact something today. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your latest four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 1550 511 611.