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YESTERDAY, I suggested we need to look before we leap. That’s not exactly the natural inclination of Mars-Jupiter alignments. Luckily, help is at hand. Today Pluto, planet of manipulation, subtlety and transformation, gets involved in what Mars and Jupiter have been cooking up. And it’s the secret ingredient that makes this combination work! It lets us channel our energies into beneficial areas. Mercury in retrograde may question almost everything now, but we shouldn’t doubt our ability to handle pressing issues.
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20
THERE’S something about a flickering light that encourages us to think beyond our normal consciousness. That’s why we enjoy candlelight and open fires; they’ve provided invaluable sources of inspiration over the centuries. It’s not so easy to imagine someone being struck by brilliance whilst staring at an LED! If you seek success today, as the Mars-Jupiter-Pluto minor TSquare forms in the sky, you’ll need to be able to tell the difference between what’s genuine and what’s artificial. Then, follow your instincts. For your light-shedding, hope-giving, worry-quashing, four-minute, Full Moon forecast, call 1550 511 611.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21
THERE are pros and cons that need to be carefully weighed up before you reach a decision. So, why, when you’ve taken all the dreaded disadvantages as well as the potential positives into consideration, have you ended up with a status quo? It’s very annoying. We live in a world which likes to see clear results. We don’t rest comfortably when we’re faced with a ‘maybe’ and it takes sensitivity and trust to be happy with ‘perhaps’. Yet today, an firm ‘maybe’ is the only honest and clear answer you can give. Let the Full Moon reveal the way to a happier, more successful future. Call your LATEST forecast: 1550 511 611.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22
WE’VE all got experiences that we haven’t actually lived through filed away in our minds as if they were our own. It’s as if we personalise other people’s stories, and tick boxes we shouldn’t really tick… as if we’ve ‘been there, done that, and got the T-shirt’. Sometimes we’ve thought long and hard about these experiences, but at other times, we’ve just assumed knowledge that is far removed from our actual life. It’s important to ask yourself just how and what you really know today. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate LATEST prediction, call 1550 511 611.
CANCER June 23 — July 23
WHEN something feels important, there’s a good reason for it. And that reason isn’t invalidated just because someone else considers it to be unimportant. And, whilst it’s better to avoid arguments wherever possible, it’s important to stick to your guns and defend your principles. As you seek a way of deferring strife without making a sacrifice, a difficult discussion seems to be looming. The Mars-Jupiter-Pluto minor TSquare today indicates that success is possible — but you’ll need to strike a compromise. For your light-shedding, hope-giving, worryquashing, four-minute, Full Moon forecast, call 1550 511 611.
LEO July 24 — Aug 23
WHEN something looks and sounds suspiciously like a duck, but emits a strange squeal, the chances are that it’s a rubber duck. Phew. You won’t have to worry about feeding it, or looking after its eggs — it will be happy just floating around your bath. It’s amazing how things can look like one thing, yet closer inspection reveals them to be something else entirely. Somewhere, in your life, a judgment has been reached. Today, under the influence of the MarsJupiter-Pluto minor T-Square, it’s time to reeevaluate. Let the Full Moon reveal the way to a happier, more successful future. Call your LATEST forecast: 1550 511 611.
VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23
THE surrealist Rene Magritte’s most famous painting is of a man wearing a bowler hat. What’s unusual is that he has a green apple obscuring his face. Much has been written about what this means and, if you want to know more, there are many eminent art historians who’ve written on the topic. Today, though, it’s enough to appreciate the many ways in which life is full of bits and pieces that simply don’t make sense. As long as they make an intangible kind of emotional logic, that’s all you need to know. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate LATEST prediction, call 1550 511 611.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23
THEY say that ‘when the going gets tough, the tough get going’, which explains why so many of us are always so occupied. Life isn’t easy. We rarely find ourselves being swept along on serendipitous seas for long. You have a high tolerance for trouble — no matter how much is thrown at you, you find ways to cope, and you’re able to withstand all sorts of types of pressure. The good news, is that as you start to realise that the going is a little less tough, you’ll have more time to do what you enjoy. For your light-shedding, hope-giving, worryquashing, four-minute, Full Moon forecast, call 1550 511 611.
SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22
HAVE you ever imagined what life is like for people not born under your sign? Just think about how boring, colourless and devoid of excitement their worlds must be. A non-Scorpio world is dull. Your life is full of drama and intrigue, not only because the cosmos sends it your way, but because you create your own. You have an extraordinary talent, not only to sniff out trouble, but to address and confront it openly. So, if you’re wondering why trouble’s at your heels now, it’s because you rather like it! Let the Full Moon reveal the way to a happier, more successful future. Call your LATEST forecast: 1550 511 611.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21
YOU’RE very fortunate. You’re very treasured. Your life is charmed. Your everyday experience of living on this planet is as unique as a fingerprint. There’s never going to be a time when there’s not more to drink in, to appreciate, and be grateful for. The flip side though, is that there’s also a lot to be frustrated and disheartened by. The choice is yours. Well, not just yours. It’s mine too. Each of us faces this choice every day. When you make your decision today, choose positivity. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate LATEST prediction, call 1550 511 611.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20
IF you had lunch yesterday — surely you don’t need it again today? Haven’t you gleaned all you can from that particular life experience? Sleep’s the same. We devote thousands of hours to it yet we never have enough. Of course, we don’t do these things just because we like them, or because we’re trying to perfect the art of eating or dozing. We do them because we need to do them. Today, since you’re in the process of doing what you need to do, you don’t need to doubt your reasons or motivation. For your light-shedding, hopegiving, worry-quashing, four-minute, Full Moon forecast, call 1550 511 611.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19
WHEN you stop to consider why you do the things you do, life doesn’t make much sense. We kid ourselves that we make our choices based on reasoned decisions; but, we’re instinctive beings, prone to act on impulse and then find ways to justify our decisions. None of us know all the answers… in fact, we don’t even have all the questions! With Mercury retrograde, this is a time for a think about what you want to achieve. Then you can see what happens when you don’t make assumptions. Let the Full Moon reveal the way to a happier, more successful future. Call your LATEST forecast: 1550 511 611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20
ASSUMING that someone knows more than you do gives you an easy get-out clause. Why would you bother investing your time and energy into a situation that’s just going to change when they get involved? Don’t they, after all have a better understanding of what’s needed? No! Although a certain amount of self-doubt is healthy, it’s hard to imagine anyone who could be less arrogant than you. It’s better for everyone if you let go of your feelings of inadequacy. Then, you can be instrumental in a key decision. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate LATEST prediction, call 1550 511 611.