Captain Birdseye is put in his plaice

AFTER 50 years, the well-loved fish fingers have replaced their iconic fisherman Captain Birdseye (below) with, you guessed it, a woman. Adorable as 24-year-old foster mum Charlotte Carter-Dunn (right) is, I bet a bot- tle of rum she’s never caught or gutted a fish in her life. What next? KFC’s Colonel Sandra?