Johnny’s one dopey dad

FATHER OF THE WEEK:

JOHNNY DEPP (right) is suing over the accusation that he was a ‘wifebeater’ but admitted, in the course of the knock-down, drag-out cage-fight of a defamation case in the London high court, that he introduced his child to illegal drugs. Am I alone in thinking that plying your 13-year-old daughter with childish treats of cartoons and ice-cream, before ‘sharing’ some cannabis with her, is at least as bad as beating your wife?