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PEOPLE say ‘living the dream’. But if anyone is living my dream, they’d be trying to explain why they’ve turned up at school covered in baked beans! As the Finger of Fate points to the Sun, we’ll start to see creative ways to manifest ambitious goals. Most of us have a fantastical imaginary world in which we live our ideal lives. Over the coming days, at least some of these fantasies can enter the world of reality. Dream big today.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 IT’S only proper to consider your friends as assets. They are (or should be) people who you’re proud to have in your life. Generally, since they are loyal folk, you don’t mind sharing them; in fact, their value increases as they interact with your other assets. Who would want to keep their special people separate from one another? Yet, one of the key relationships in your world has become overcomplicated. When the cosmic finger of fate brings you an opportunity to simplify it, everyone will benefit. Capture the transforming energy of the powerful Finger of Fate. Call your in-depth forecast: 1550 511 611.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 WHAT is it about certain flavours that puts you off them? What makes you turn your nose up, and push your plate away? Once we’ve concluded that we don’t get on with something, wild horses can’t change our minds. Well . . . it takes something world-altering in order to convince us to drop long-held convictions. If someone’s heart is set against something, try not to respond with frustration today. Compassion and empathy will be far more fruitful tools. And you have these qualities in abundance. How will the Finger of Fate transform your life? There’s encouraging news in your forecast. Call 1550 511 611.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 THERE’S no doubt that the truth can sometimes be painful, but so can a trip to the dentist. And there are some things that just have to be done – they do us good, even though they’re not particularly enjoyable. Of course, we need to watch out for a sense of masochism; it can be easy to slip into a way of being in which we subject ourselves to all sorts of unpleasant things because we think they might ‘do us good’. You’re facing something that needs to be faced. It will do you no harm. Let the power of the Finger of Fate inspire you. Call your four-minute forecast: 1550 511 611.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 WHEN the perfect answer’s right in front of someone, what would possess them to turn it down? Well, perhaps it’s not quite perfect. Or it comes at too high a price. Or maybe too much would be lost in a compromise. Or, for the time being, at least, it suits them better to leave things as they are. Stasis is not always a bad thing. Though a situation might not be moving as quickly as you’d like, it’s not going wrong. Take today as a perfect opportunity to regroup and regather your precious energy. Use the power of the Finger of Fate to change your life. For your key to the future, call 1550 511 611.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 THE lyrics to an old song spring to mind: ‘If you want the things you love, you’ve got to have showers’. Sung by some of the greatest singers, from Billie Holiday to Frank Sinatra, their performances have gone down in history because they put their heart and soul into expressing the sentiments of the song. Today, as the Finger of Fate focuses on your ruler, the Sun, it’s worth putting your heart and soul into a project you care about. You won’t believe what you could achieve. Maximise the energy available to you. The Finger of Fate can transform your world. Call 1550 511 611.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 IT’S a very sensible idea to periodically make sure that your fire alarms are working. But suppose you decide to change the batteries at the exact moment a tea towel catches fire out of your sight? Might it be better to wait, to know that you’re covered for today, but that you might not be covered tomorrow? It’s not easy knowing when to take that kind of risk. As you weigh up a comparable set of circumstances, know that there’s no right answer. Listen to your intuition, and go with that. The Finger of Fate can change your life for the better. There’s valuable news when you call 1550 511 611.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 OUR problems provide us with a sense of purpose. When we’ve got something challenging to deal with, we have to focus our minds and direct our energy towards resolving it. As long as we feel relatively confident in our ability to rise to the challenge, we enjoy working our way through difficulties. When someone tells us that we’re no longer needed, we might even feel a degree of disappointment. The Finger of Fate indicates you’re entitled to feel free from an obligation. Enjoy it. This is an exceptional week. The Finger of Fate brings potential for transformation. For good news, call 1550 511 611.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 FOR every undeniable truth there’s someone who believes the complete opposite. For every argument there’s a counter-argument. Although ‘absolutes’ provide us with reassuring boundaries, they’re also sources of misunderstanding and disagreement. Don’t forget the power of the words, ‘I don’t know’ today. Not only is there no shame in saying them, the courage and wisdom you show will open doors of enlightenment. Being honest about your knowledge will expand your horizons. It’s a powerful week. Give yourself the best present ever: four minutes of cosmic insight and support. Call 1550 511 611.

SAGITTARIUS FOLK Nov 23 - Dec 21 say ‘there’s no such thing as bad weather’ . . . it’s just that we sometimes choose to wear the wrong clothes for the climate we find ourselves dealing with. Yes, there’s an element of truth to this statement, yet it’s rare that we consciously decide to clothe ourselves in unsuitable gear. We usually listen to the forecasts and dress appropriately. As your astrological forecaster, my advice is to dig out your coat of perseverance. You’ll be able to make headway if you do. The Finger of Fate brings potential for positive change. There’s great news in your forecast. Call 1550 511 611.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 WHICH rules can afford to bend a little before they break? Where might you be able to cut a little corner, today? I’m not suggesting you do anything too radical – I’m aware that I’m talking to a strait-laced Capricorn. Or, at least, to a Capricorn who likes to project that image! Yet, at this point in your life, your sense of responsibility is so well recognised and appreciated that no-one’s paying any attention to your actions themselves. Don’t push the boat out too far but a little won’t do any harm. Let the cosmic climate inspire you and guide you to the future of your dreams. For quality advice, call 1550 511 611.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 IT’S hard to argue with a satnav. Once it knows where you’re headed, it works out what it thinks is the best route. Then, unless you’re ruthless about not following its advice, the mechanical voice is so insistent that we end up doing what it tells us to do. At this rate it won’t be long before we’re just serving the commands of intelligent robots. It would be easy to dismiss advice you’re being offered today. But if you follow it, it will take you to exactly where you need to be. Wonderful opportunities arise as the Finger of Fate energises your life. For great news, call 1550 511 611.

PISCES IN RESPONSE Feb 20 - Mar 20 to new data security laws, Pisceans’ forecasts have been password encrypted. Please navigate to the top right-hand corner of the page, and enter your personalised code. What do you mean you don’t know what it is? You set one up ages ago, remember? Well, if you really don’t know, please click the word ‘LINK’ and we’ll send you a new one. One thing, though: you won’t be able to change it to anything memorable. Expect a minor irritation today, but nothing you can’t cope with. The Finger of Fate brings powerful positive change. There’s great news in your forecast. Call 1550 511 611.