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WHILE some people like surprises, others hate the unexpected. Yet no-one begrudges a nice windfall or a sudden, sweet release from pressure. Tomorrow, as revolution­ary Uranus turns to focus on Venus, we’ll start to appreciate recent decisions. Although there’s no guarantee that things will work out as we’d like, even if events take contradict­ory turns, by being adaptable we’ll be able to enjoy a new spirit of adventure.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

ENGLISH people of a certain age will be able to tell you where they were on July 30, 1966. They’ll remember the smell in the air, the drink in their glass, the deafening roar that went up as the commentato­r uttered the phrase: ‘They think it’s all over... It is now’, and England won the football World Cup. I chose those words because they embody the fact that you’re coming to the end of a long-drawnout process. Though it has threatened to end badly, a last-minute reprieve will save the day. Use the magic of the Equinox to create constructi­ve change this month. For the key to your future, call 1550 511 611.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

FROM time to time, ethical issues come up when I write these prediction­s. Supposing I see a cosmic climate in which you can almost definitely get away with doing something that you really shouldn’t do? Should I say as much and open myself to being accused of leading you astray? Or should I say nothing, and let you worry, when you’re probably going to go ahead and do it anyway? I’m not talking about breaking any rules, but I’m your astrologer, not your parent. Draw your own conclusion­s. The Equinox brings powerful, positive change this month! There’s great advice in your forecast. Call 1550 511 611.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

SOME people are naturally good at solving problems. Like... for example... you! The rest of the population of this spinning ball of rock, who create or stumble into ‘issues’ with no idea of how to fix them, are extremely grateful that you’re here, and that you’re willing to help us out. We’re full of admiration and respect. You give us intelligen­t suggestion­s. It’s a perfect situation. Occasional­ly, though, your problem-solving ability finds problems where none actually exists. Be wary of that today. Capture the auspicious energy of the Equinox. Call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 1550 511 611.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

WE’RE defined by our mistakes. And, believe it or not, I don’t mean that in a bad way. Your most ‘awkward’ or ‘embarrassi­ng’ trait might be precisely what someone else loves about you. Besides, what makes you think that you’re a good judge of yourself when, in the past, you’ve been so wrong in your assessment­s of others? A hare-brained plan to ingratiate yourself into someone’s affections is unnecessar­y. You’ve already done more than enough. You can just sit back and wait for them to contact you. Let the power of the Equinox inspire you in March. For four minutes of encouragin­g news, call 1550 511 611.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

WHILE it often pays to be candid, candour has a funny way of making us pay too. Even though we appreciate people’s honesty, they don’t say ‘ignorance is bliss’ for no reason! Hostility. Unkindness. Capricious­ness. We all have our moments. They don’t make us bad people unless we compulsive­ly feel the need to share them. There’s a time to speak up and a time to be silent. If you aren’t quite sure which way the pendulum is swinging today, err on the side of cautious politeness. Use the magic of the Equinox to create constructi­ve change this month. For the key to your future, call 1550 511 611.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

CAN you tell me what you want, what you really, really want? Often, unfortunat­ely, we struggle to answer that question; it’s only through bitter experience and learning tough lessons that we make revelatory discoverie­s. With the benefit of hindsight, you’re beginning to redraw your horizons and scope out new hopes and expectatio­ns. It’s important to remember that there’s no shame in changing your mind. And there’s absolutely nothing to be gained from keeping up a pretence. The Equinox brings powerful positive change this month! There’s great advice in your forecast. Call 1550 511 611.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

NEITHER you nor I designed this planet. We simply showed up and began acclimatis­ing. We’ve seen a lot, over the years, to amaze, bewilder and delight us. We’ve also applied ourselves to the study of its mysteries. But we’re still little more than spectators of its awesomenes­s. So, shouldn’t we try to be appreciati­ve? Even if only out of respect to the celestial force which was inspired to create it? Don’t let boring business obscure your view of the deep beauty available to you today. Capture the auspicious energy of the Equinox. Call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 1550 511 611.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

THE best deals are those in which we all come out winning. Yet, even though we understand this, we can be tempted to forget, particular­ly when we can see a quick and opportune way to improve our own fortune which just happens to be at someone else’s expense. You could, in theory, benefit from someone’s misfortune. To do this, all you really need do is keep quiet. But your innate sense of integrity is guiding you. You’re made of better stuff. Do the right thing today and the right result will follow. Let the power of the Equinox inspire you in March. For four minutes of encouragin­g news, call 1550 511 611.

SAGITTARIU­S Nov 23 - Dec 21

I’M using a quote from classic novel Animal Farm – that all ‘are equal, but some... are more equal than others’ – in your prediction because of your ability to rise to the challenges you face. Despite the inevitable difficulti­es of life, your insight and optimism enable you to uncover the hidden opportunit­ies they hide and then turn them to your advantage. This natural talent inspires other people to deal with their issues. You can work a special kind of magic today. Use the magic of the Equinox to create constructi­ve change this month. For the key to your future, call 1550 511 611.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

AS MARS prepares to move into a new sector of the zodiac, it encourages you to apply mind over matter. Although there’s never a 100% guarantee of success, as long as you’re not attempting to levitate, or fit a square peg into a round hole, there’s a high chance that you’ll achieve whatever you turn your focus towards. Your current objective isn’t as demanding or impossible as you suspect. You’ve set yourself a realistic target. If you approach it in a reasonable way, you’ll get a good result. The Equinox brings powerful, positive change this month! There’s great advice in your forecast. Call 1550 511 611.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

ARE you considered to be a hero or a villain? It depends on who we ask. You’re a powerful person. You have more impact than you realise on the people and situations you get involved in. Not only do you have a reputation, it’s an inconsiste­nt one. People sometimes change their minds about you. Why, then, should you worry about what anyone thinks? They’ll be thinking differentl­y soon. As your innovative ruling planet prepares to link with Venus, it inspires you with a great idea. Trust it. Capture the auspicious energy of the Equinox. Call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 1550 511 611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

SINCE there are establishm­ents committed to seeking excellence, and organisati­ons that promote the utmost standards of thought and behaviour, it might be easy to imagine that our world is learning to banish all that’s incompeten­t and mediocre. But that would be wrong. You’re dealing with a situation that’s been created by a mix of incompeten­cy and thoughtles­sness. But, since you’re an enlightene­d Piscean, you’re able to rise gracefully above that today, aren’t you? Let the power of the Equinox inspire you in March. For four minutes of encouragin­g news, call 1550 511 611.

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