Straight to the POINT

▪ WHEN I was growing up, items were either new or used. After some years, ‘preowned’ crept in, then ‘preloved’. What next?

W. BROWN, by email.

▪ THE lady who travelled from the US to entertain viewers of Britain’s Got Talent with loud burps obviously thinks she can win this year’s competition, having seen the man in the last series whose act was stripping off multiple hi-viz jackets. Which act will get through the audition stages next? Synchronised vomiting?

CHRIS HERRICK, by email.

▪ DOES Posh Spice need a neck support? In all her 50th birthday photographs, she is leaning to the right.

AUSTIN MORRIS, by email.