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The SP of every winner you back will be one point shorter than last show. If the SP is one point longer, it hasn’t won Jockeys only ever go through the card on the day after you’ve sworn never to back them again. They do this on purpose

Nothing in life — not the birth of your first child or your wedding day — can match the high of a winning yankee Nothing can take you as low as six losers on the same card, apart from your wedding day

Your winning Tote ticket always returns approximately £8 less than you think