PERFECT 10
with the hoi polloi, that is gesture stuff. Mourinho needs to find a way of putting the adventure and the devil into this United team.
And there were signs here – albeit against a tired, ponderous Burnley – that he can do it.
Any alarm raised by the deployment of Marouane Fellaini from the get-go was soon allayed.
It has to be said the Belgium international provided the midfield platform for a very acceptable performance.
He allowed others to play and a front three of Jesse Lingard, Alexis Sanchez and Romelu Lukaku exuded plenty of potency, even though their end product was not as abundant as it might have been. Having said that, few can be as fond of a flat track as Lukaku and, right now, Burnley have been heavy-rollered.
If Mourinho could have selected an engagement to follow the collapse against Spurs on Monday, it would surely have been a meeting with a club jaded by a European exit within the previous 54 hours.
That, after a first half in which Lukaku (left) headed in a delightful Sanchez cross and gave thanks to a deflected gift by drilling in a second, United did not feast on easy prey in the way that a City or Liverpool might could be the only sliver of criticism. But they might have done just that had Paul Pogba not missed a penalty with the best part of half an hour remaining.
The penalty had been drawn from Aaron Lennon by Marcus Rashford, the United substitute’s first and last meaningful contribution before being sent off for reacting to a sly kick from Phil Bardsley.
Rashford did not butt Bardsley but it seems as though initiating a spot of rutting is enough for red nowadays.
Mourinho’s demeanour was almost as thunderous as it was when Pogba made a pig’s ear of his penalty, but not quite.
As ridiculous as it was, at least young England international Rashford showed a bit of devil, stood up for himself even though it was unprofessional.
Unlike United’s performance as a whole, which was professional and, at times, attractive.
Probably not thrilling enough to merit casting clothes into the congregation but, after a troubled two weeks, just what Jose needed.