Jess a quickie...

Former Corrie star Michelle Keegan, 33, now regrets her decision to do raunchy lads’ mags

(but admits it’s her fault). From now on the only cute chicks from Corrie I want to see strutting their fluff stuff are these set invaders/ wannabe extras...

I know times have been tough for celebs in lockdown, but has superstar DJ Chris Moyles really packed it all in to sell tellies and stereos?

Not quite. It turns out Chris, 46, has just been moonlighting as an assistant on Currys PC World’s online gizmo... which must have left washingmachine buyers in a right spin.