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1 “I have a bad feeling about this...” As said by all Faye Dunaway fans as she signs up to co-star in The Man Who Drew God – Kevin Spacey’s comeback movie. 2

“I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt...” A new survey found two-thirds of viewers snooze in Jeremy Clarkson’s Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, the highest proportion for any TV show. Any suggestions said survey was conducted by frenemy Piers Morgan are unsubstantiated.

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“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

Every normal person’s reaction to Katie Price’s latest shenanigans.

This week it’s that she’s had five plastic surgery ops at once. It’ll probably be in her next book but here’s an abridged version: It hurt. Shocker.

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“The horror, the horror...”

...her kids must feel! For Amanda ‘Overshare’ Holden this week revealed she sunbathes naked on holiday, saying: “I’d never get my noonie out in public, but in a private villa, yes.” I just hope she thoroughly antibacs the sun lounger afterwards.

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“Big Mistake. Big. Huge”... By whoever decided to replace tennis pro Sue Barker, 65, with comedian Paddy Mcguinness, 47, on A Question of Sport. You can just imagine the conversation: Exec 1: “Right folks, 2021 is all about diversity – we need to represent all ages, genders and races. So who should we get? Exec 2: How about that middle-aged white guy from Top Gear? Exec 1: Freddie Flintoff? Interesting... He doesn’t fulfil any of the criteria I’ve just said, but he is a fantastic cricketer. Exec 2: No, the comedian.

Exec 1: But his only sporting career is taking part in a celebrity charity football match?

Exec 2: And that show about the sport of cheese rolling.

Exec 1: Sold.

DO YOU SPEAK FLUENT MOVIE QUOTES? 1. Star Wars, multiple films 2. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 3. Star Wa.., Jess joking – it’s Gone With

The Wind 4. Apocalypse Now 5. Pretty Woman