Jess a quickie...

The soggy bottom puns are one of the essential ingredients to The Great British Bake Off’s popularity.

But while judge Prue Leith, 82, serves up her fair share of rude innuendos to feed the viewers’ appetite, she’s not a fan herself.

In fact, for Prue, such jokes fall flatter than an overbaked souffle.

So when it comes to Paul Hollywood, 56, and 48-year-old Matt Lucas’s “childish” sniggering, Prue gets a bit, well, prudish...

“You only have to mention ‘sausage’ and they laugh. That is their idea of humour,” she said this week.

One can imagine how annoying that schoolboy humour gets. Next, they’ll be competing over lunchboxes – and whether they have a saveloy or a chipolata.

What a pair of .... sausage heads.

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine, 43, has been hit by four cheating claims in as many days.

And while he strongly denies cheating on Victoria’s Secret wife Behati Prinsloo, 34, he has admitted “crossing the line” by sending inappropriate messages.

And he’s also admitted to being a dirty rotten love cheat in previous relationships.

How disappointing.

Because as Jerry Hall will attest; it seems Adam really does have Moves Like Jagger.

And it’s definitely not something to sing about.

It wasn’t just the viewers taking the mick out of Holly and Phill’s PR blunder this week. Some corporations wanted a pizza the action too... (ahem!)

Forget the public backlash, getting burned by Domino’s has got to be hard to swallow.

In other news, if you want to read more about the Queen’s lyingin-state, visit mirror.co.uk for our feature writers’ two emotional first-hand accounts*.

* No queues were jumped, skipped, or snubbed in the making

of these features.