Irish Daily Star

Wife’s not happy I bed other women

SHOULD WE CALL IT A DAY?

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I’M addicted to bedding other women – unfortunat­ely my wife doesn’t approve..

She says I’m selfish and out of control. But I’m a woman’s man. I love the company of women and love sex. I can’t help myself.

Any time I meet a woman I like, I want to bed her. It’s a perfectly natural progressio­n as far as I’m concerned.

I travel with a job that involves a lot of schmoozing. I mix with clever people who fascinate and inspire me. Once I’ve had a drink, I forget that I’m spoken for.

I’m a natural flirt and a woman only has to show the slightest interest and I view her as a conquest.

Old habits die hard. All of my old chat-up lines drip off my tongue like wild honey and before I know it, I’m back at some girl’s pad getting stuck in.

In the past couple of years, I’ve had threesomes, straight and very kinky sex. I wake up the next morning feeling like a king. I don’t experience guilt – never have done.

But then my wife finds knickers in my suitcase or condoms in my jacket pocket, and I feel honour-bound to tell the truth.

She doesn’t deserve this. She’s bright and successful. She wants me to behave – only I can’t.

She storms that I put her sexual health in danger with every casual encounter. She wants to know what will happen if I make another woman pregnant.

I understand her thinking but what can I do when my libido rages like a blast furnace?

At the moment I’m planning a big trip to Sweden. There will be a woman out there who I’ve slept with many times before.

She’s funny and sexy and I know I won’t be able to resist her.

My wife says that if I let her down again, then she’ll divorce me. She wants me to promise that I won’t stray, but I know I will because that’s what I’m like.

Suddenly it feels as though my whole world is going to come crashing down on top of me.

Why does everything have to be so complex?

JANE SAYS: You strike me as a man as well suited to marriage as a fish to a bicycle.

Why bother staying in a relationsh­ip with your longsuffer­ing wife when you’re incapable of keeping your underpants on?

Every time you sleep with another woman you let her down all over again. What

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WILD BEHAVIOUR: I can’t help myself from hitting on women, especially after a few drinks
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