TWEETS OF THE WEEK

MONDAY WILFRIED ZAHA

Finally back out running - working hard to be back with the boys @CPFC The injured Crystal Palace winger might not be in as much of a rush when he discovers Roy Hodgson is his new manager.

TUESDAY GARY SHAW

A goal was scored today in training.. it started with McPhail, who played out wide to Duff who in turn crossed for Keane to finish. The Shamrock Rovers man gets a firsthand view in training of Ireland’s glory days.

WEDNESDAY DIMITRY SELUK

Yaya is in great shape. He will prove it. He is fit to play. It’s up to Guardiola to decide. The Ivorian’s agent issues an update, seven months before his birthday.

THURSDAY MAME DIOUF

Thanks for your support and messages. Really appreciate it The Stoke man signs a new three-year contract. Sealed with a handshake from a happy Mark Hughes.

FRIDAY LUKAS PODOLSKI

50 von 20.000? Bei jedem Oktoberfest oder anderer Veranstaltung ist es schlimmer. Wo ist da der Aufschrei? Alibi Aussagen ! 20,000 Cologne fans at the Emirates and only 50 causing trouble. It’s a good point in any language.

SATURDAY THIBAUT COURTOIS

Good luck tomorrow @mayogaa! Big game! Chelsea goalkeeper presumably writing off Dublin’s chances.

SUNDAY JAMIE CARRAGHER

Join us at the ‘Theatre of wet dreams’ at 12.30 for CFC v AFC & MUFC v EFC! We trust the Sky Sports man simply means it’s raining in Manchester.