TWEETS OF THE WEEK

FEATURING NEVILLE SOUTHALL The former Everton goalkeeper was in fine form on social media throughout last week, covering topics from politics to transgender, mostly using skeletons. Football didn’t get a mention.

MONDAY

2 skeletons sitting on steps of White House 1 says to other Trumps thick he wants to build wall around Korea To

keep the rockets in

TUESDAY

Tories have given out more cuts than a vasectomy clinic . 60 odd million fix Big Ben Yet we still have food banks Is it so people know how long the have got to starve for Teresa may Compassionate

WEDNESDAY

I find it strange wham I ask a question & get answer lots of people try to discredit answer I make my own mind up I can do that trust me

THURSDAY

Why is it if you different from other people you must be a monster

Sexuality I thought everyone had it Some people are cabbages

FRIDAY

2 skeletons stood next to thatchers grave one with shovel other one says what you doing. Other says just checking

SATURDAY

Maybe I should combine LGBT and skeletons 2 birds with one stone Might take some thinking about though

SUNDAY

Trans, gay, lesbian, bi & straight skeletons sat on a wall The trans skeleton say Amazing how we are all treated the same now