TWEETS OF THE WEEK

MONDAY

ALVARO ARBELOA

Better late than never.

The Spanish full-back refers to Slaven Bilic’s sacking rather than his own retirement

TUESDAY

NEVILLE SOUTHALL

If Boris was a character in Harry Potter know one would believe it Too stupid. On a quiet day, thankfully, there’s always big Nev

WEDNESDAY

MANCHESTER CITY

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THURSDAY

LISA EVANS

Romanian gypsy c***!!! And to actually think Northern Ireland has probably homed one of his smelly relatives!! Ungrateful t***!! Anyway onwards and upwards.”

The wife of Northern Ireland’s Corry Evans gives a blunt assessement of the referee’s performance at Windsor Park. She deleted her account soon afterwards

FRIDAY

DECLAN RICE Delighted to have won PL2 player of the month for October! Hopefully many more to come. Hammers thankful for small mercies.

SATURDAY

NOEL HUNT

Jaysus were living dangerous in this game aren’t we !!!! .

A fair synopsis of Ireland’s draw against Denmark

SUNDAY

MANCHESTER UNITED

1986 - Strachan v Olsen 2002 - Beckham v Veron 2017 - Darmian v Lindelof.

The club take a trip down memory lane for the international break – and show how far the standard has fallen