F***ing Fabulous by Tom Ford
Eeuh… what’s that funny smell?
Are you referring to the “subtle aroma of almond bitter oil, tonka resinoid, orris accord, cashmeran, leather accord and clary sage oil?”
Eh, possibly…
It’s F***ing Fabulous, darling. Thank you for noticing. I had a squirt just before you arrived.
I beg your pardon?
You’re seriously not au fait with the blockbuster new fragrance from Tom Ford? Hashtag mortified!
I’ve never been so embarrassed.
Well, you’re too late to get on board the bandwagon. F***ing Fabulous has been an instant sell-out worldwide. You’ll have to find something else to spend €260 on.
Could you please stop with the f-bombs. You’re making my ears bleed.
Someone needs to chill the f*** out. F*** is the coolest word of the season. Just read the blockbuster self-help manual The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A F***. Or what
about Unf*** Yourself: Get Out Of Your Head And Into Your Life? F***ing amazing.
I think I’m good, thanks.
Or what about I F***ing Love Science…?
Oh yeah — the completely condescending website where it is implied that if you don’t “f***ing love science” — and bang on about it constantly — then you’re a creationist red-neck who thinks Jesus hung out with dinosaurs.
That’s the one — although there’s a fear that, with all the ‘f’ words flying about, we have arrived at the point of overkill. When does a grassroots meme become a gimmick etc? The theory is that we’ve reached peak f-bomb and that the only way is down.
Thank feck for that.
Woah, no need to lower the tone.