TWEETS OF THE WEEK

MONDAY

PAUL GASCOIGNE

I went to the doctors and said doctor I think I’m addicted to Twitter! The doctor said I’m sorry I’m not following you

This tweet was actually from last week, but we were still laughing on Monday.

TUESDAY

STOKE CITY FC

Not often we look back at goals conceded, but this was some hit! Wishing you all the best for the future, @RyanMason.

The club show their decency with a tribute to the former Tottenham and Hull man forced into retirement

WEDNESDAY

JOLEON LESCOTT

Amazing how many people want to give up chocolate, sweets, biscuits, and dessert like stuff for lent but not as many trying to give up social media.

The former Manchester City man ponders this fact ... on Twitter.

THURSDAY

HÉCTOR BELLERÍN

Massive thank you to all the @arsenal fans who came out to support us on such a cold night #COYG

The Arsenal man trying to get himself in the good books after criticising Arsenal Fan TV

FRIDAY

HELENWARD

Pretty decent that @PFA members

can get a boot voucher...but if you are not a ‘professional’ then you don’t qualify. It’s cool, I’ll pay £200 odd for my own boots once I’ve fed my kids The Watford player understandably unhappy with the chain of events

SATURDAY

JEFF HENDRICK

Very good all 12 rounds. Game plan worked #schooled

The Irish international with a perfect summation of George Groves’ defeat of Chris Eubank Jr

SUNDAY

JESSE LINGARD

Thank you travelling fans, onto the quarter finals #ManchesterUnited The media team of the United man keeping themselves on safe ground this week