TWEETS OF THE WEEK

MONDAY MESUT OZIL

#BestNeverRest #DieMannschaft Not sure if Arsenal fans would get this trending about the German’s defensive work TUESDAY

DAVID COTTERILL

Please replace Glenn hoddle bores the life out of me

The Birmingham City goalkeeper not impressed by the former England manager’s contribution from the commentary box WEDNESDAY LEWIS COOK Delighted and honoured to make my @England debut last night at Wembley. Thankyou for all your support.. dream come true Cook’s grandfather’s dream came true too as his grandson’s debut earned him €19,000 from a bet THURSDAY

MICHY BATSHUAYI “Its just monkey noise who cares?” 2018 guys ...

The Dortmund striker spot on as usual, on what hasn’t been a good week for knuckle draggers on social media FRIDAY PAUL GASCOIGNE What’s the name of Humpty Dumpty’s parents??? SAM&ELLA A good joke for Good Friday SATURDAY DECLAN RICE Nothing better than that winning feeling massive performance from everyone & massive thank you to the fans who gave us that extra boost!! We keep going #COYI Been a good week for the West Ham man. SUNDAY

LA GALAXY

Hear him roar #zlatan

The Lion King arrives in LA with a 40 yard volley and late winner. Hollywood will soon be calling.