Quotes of the week

There will be a lot of love made tonight

Football star Gerard Pique says Barcelona’s dramatic win over PSG could spark a baby boom

White wine... double cream, herbs. That’s breaking every Italian kitchen rule

A TV viewer joins the online debate about Mary Berry’s choice of spaghetti bolognese ingredients

Greet your child with a smile, not a mobile

Head Liz King puts up signs telling parents to ditch their devices at St Joseph’s primary school, Middlesbrough

I am not exactly rich... I’ve a lifestyle to support

Multimillionaire Dame Joan Collins insists she’s not wealthy

Decking I do feel a bit bad about - but you’ve got to remember we’re talking about the mid-90s

Gardener Alan Titchmarsh regrets encouraging the nation’s gardeners to deck over their lawns

I’m very, very worried about your hearing, I clearly said SPREADSHEET Phil... didn’t I?

BBC presenter Nick Robinson responds to tweets after mangling Chancellor Philip Hammond’s nickname

Breaking a manifesto pledge, that’s stupid

Ex PM David Cameron attacks the Tories’ tax raid on the self employed

Jesus, Michael Jackson, Muhammad Ali... and John Major

Singer Patti Boulaye is asked to name her dream dinner guests