Quotes of the week
Now is not the time
Theresa May rejects calls for a second Scottish independence vote until at least 2021
Old! Old in body, but young at heart
Forces sweetheart Dame Vera Lynn looks forward to her 100th birthday tomorrow
Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine...
Ex Labour leader Ed Miliband jokes about sacked chancellor George Osborne’s appointment as London Evening Standard editor
I used to get people coming up and saying: ‘My sister really fancies you’. Then it became: ‘My mum really fancies you’. And now it’s: ‘My nan really fancies you’.
Downtown star Peter Egan admits his appeal to the opposite sex has changed
Do you want to have a handshake?
German chancellor Angela Merkel is snubbed by Donald Trump at a White House photo call
Ta-ra
Lancaster University researcher Robbie Love says the term has fallen out of everyday use
There is no possibility whatsoever that I am Harry’s father
James Hewitt dismisses rumours that he’s Prince Harry’s dad
The only downside is he has more dress sense than I do
Comedian Sandi Toksvig looks forward to co-hosting the Great British Bake Off with Noel Fielding