Meghan marrying?

The current Vanity Fair cover story about Meghan Markle and the simultaneous news that K-Middy is expecting her third child, has sent the British media into a frenzy of speculation. (Can’t blame them, it’s a good distraction from the endless guff about Brexit).

The arrival of Baby Cambridge number 3 will make Harry sixth in line to granny’s throne. His days of being the ‘spare’ are behind him — so the word is that he’s about to make an honest woman of Meghan.

Though the couple have not yet made their first official appearance together, it hasn’t stopped features about what the bride will wear, and whether she will keep working as an actress when the knot is tied. “We’re in love,” Meghan told Vanity Fair. God help her, the last time a dark-haired American divorcee set her sights on an English prince it ended badly. Royal fairy tales tend to sour very quickly.