Basic B*tch

A new language of flowers

ACACIA: Concealed love; drunk-texting

AMARYLLIS: Passive aggression; irritable bowel syndrome; Taylor Swift AZALEA: Fragile masculinity; social anxiety

BEGONIA: Sending screenshots; keeping receipts; vengeance BLUEBELL: Procrastination; entitlement; exclusivity

CACTUS: Irresponsibility; the orgasm gap; punching below your average CARNATION: I hate you

DAFFODIL: Goldenhour selfies; internalised misogyny DAISY: Manic pixie dream girl; Brexit DANDELION: Emotional Affair; gaslighting

EDELWEISS: Daddy issues; humblebrag; slut-shaming

FIR: Deleting your social media; reactivating your social media FORGET-ME-NOT: I’m still getting over my ex

GERANIUM: Softbois; sexual attraction to women’s mental Illness GLADIOLI: ‘I will insist on paying on a first date even if you beg me to split it’

HEATHER: Admiration; not in the right place for a relationship right now

HOLLY: Having a ‘birthday week’; 40-year-old DJs; uselessness HYACINTH (BLUE): FOMO; endometriosis; #GirlBoss

HYDRANGEA: Body positivity for thin white women IRIS: JOMO; booty call

IVY: Going to tag someone in a meme and seeing that they’ve already tagged you in it

LARKSPUR (PINK): Send nudes; I don’t believe in monogamy LILY (EUCHARIS): Maiden charms; body dysmorphia

MAGNOLIA: Explaining racism to old people; how do you feel about pegging?

MARIGOLD: Netflix and chill; we haven’t had ‘the talk’ yet MISTLETOE: You embarrass me

OLEANDER: What’s your skincare routine?; mumpreneurs ORCHID: ‘Let’s run this relationship into the ground, slowly and painfully, instead of parting as friends now’

PETUNIA: Not like other girls; girls are so much drama; incels

POPPY: Just put a towel down; red flags; dealbreaker

PRIMROSE: (Lightly) choke me; charity; constancy ROSE (RED): Don’t catch feelings; f*ckboys

ROSE (TEA): Check your privilege; I love you but I don’t like you any more ROSE (YELLOW): Frenemy; toxic female friendship SWEETPEA: Ask me about my kink; ghosting

TULIP (GENERAL): Men who don’t own bedframes; low self-esteem

TULIP (YELLOW): Let’s move too fast; single-use plastic VIOLET: Believe me; better-looking in person

ZINNIA (MIXED): The creeping unease of targeting advertising possibly reading your mind ZINNIA (YELLOW): Cognitive behavioural therapy