MY NEIGHBOURS ARE NOT HAPPY WITH MY AMAZING LOUD SEX

Ican’t talk to girls. I come across as really rude, not aloof or cool, just like a bit of an asshole. I end up picking something negative about girls I like and teasing them, but it always seems to be something that they are sensitive about.

You have pinpointed that teasing is not working for you, so give that up. A smile goes a long way with girls. There are many ways of showing a girl you like her without saying a word.

Iam 76 and I haven’t given up on sex. I went to a dance and a met a fella but when we got into bed he just fell asleep after a few kisses, and in the morning he said that he wouldn’t know if he’d be able for it, as it has been a while. Would it be rude to buy him Viagra for the next time?

You sound fabulous. Good for you. See how you get on next time and then suggest it to him. It’s really up to him to make that decision.

I live in an apartment in Dublin next door to a cool couple. We don’t bother each other, but they talk really loudly when they are drunk and slam a few doors when they are not happy with each other.

We’ve had cocktails together. Recently my sex life has improved because I met this really hot guy. He literally makes me scream in bed.

I have never met anyone like him. We don’t have sex all night, so you are talking two really nice orgasms and then we snooze, which is perfect for me.

Get this — the woman next door has started to ignore me and her boyfriend won’t look at me.

They are actually in a huff with me. What will I do? I feel terrible.

AMoaning and activating your breath generates vibrations throughout the body, leading to a heightened sense of pleasure.

It also allows you to get out of your mind, which can lead to a stronger experience.

You are living your best life. Buy them a plant or a bottle of wine and leave a note to say you must catch up.

Leave it for them if you can, without seeing them, giving them time to get over themselves.

If you can put on the TV or some music in another room when you are having sex, it might block out your pleasure sounds, and end the jealous sighs next door.