Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘I have two tickets for the final of Euro 2016 but I didn’t realise it will be on the same day as my wedding, so I can’t go. If you are interested and want to go instead of me… it’s at the St Andrews Church in Brighton and the girl is called Sarah.’

Facebook post that attracted some attention during the week ‘We still have developers and speculators wrecking the f ***ing country, upping rent, outrageously upping f ***ing rent. It is outrageous. I would f ***ing jail them if I could bring in legislation to do it.’ John Halligan, independent junior minister, hasn’t yet learned to

speak like a minister ‘The way I’m eating at the moment, it’s only a matter of time before I get face cellulite…’

Maia Dunphy, TV presenter ‘I’m dragging him kicking and screaming into the next 50 years.’ Dolly Parton, who is celebrating 50 years of marriage to Carl Dean ‘Fila da puta.’ Jose Mourinho’s alleged Portuguese description of former Chelsea doctor Eva Carneiro – it means ‘daughter of a whore’ ‘When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, the other was my guitar.’ Bruce Springsteen, confessing he wasn’t always so admired ‘Hillary Clinton now has enough delegates to secure the Democratic nomination. Hillary was so excited when she found out she asked her staff to schedule 15 seconds of smiling.’ Jimmy Fallon, US comedian and talkshow host