Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘We are mega and you are Brentwood. How do we know? Because I am wearing a f ***-off snakeskin suit… and you are wearing wall-to-wall f ****** Primark.’ Bob Geldof, charms the crowd at a

festival in Essex, England

‘I am just waiting on the day when I sit on the toilet and some commentator… decides that is part of some strategy.’ Leo Varadkar, expresses his frustration at his every comment being linked to a leadership challenge

‘You can’t fake good kids .’ Mike Pence, Donald Trump’s running mate assures us of the presidential nominee’s credentials by way of his devotion to his family

‘I was pregnant and couldn’t work. I could have developed an obsession with gardening, got into pilates or had a midlife crisis. I considered all three, then I decided to write.’ Actress Isla Fisher, on becoming a children’s author

‘I see pictures of me and how gorgeous I was, but at the time I didn’t see it.’ Actress Brit Ekland, now aged 73, regrets having plastic surgery in her 50s and admits it ruined her face

‘Donald Trump’s rhetoric makes even me wince a little.’ Nigel Farage, admits he has been taken aback by the Republican hopeful’s campaign speeches

‘This morphine’s not bad, you know.’ Doris Richards’s, last words to her son, Rolling Stone wild man Keith – she was 93

‘They said: “She won’t get the part but she’ll learn about rejection.” Well that backfired.’ BFG star Ruby Barnhill, says her parents only allowed her audition for the role of Sophie to put her off acting