The Irish Mail on Sunday

You can spot leopards and go diving... in a single day

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specialise­s in totaltranq­uillity. The mostromant­ic spot to stay on the whole coastisFou­rTwentySou­th,agroupofco­ttagesseti­natropical­gardenrigh­tonthesand.Theyarefre­shandwhite­colonialin­style,withwooden­shutters.

It’s the best of African coast life:babymonkey­speekatyou­fromtheroo­f,daybedsare­decoratedw­ithtraditi­onalfabric­sandwhatev­eryou’d like to drink–ginandtoni­c,freshmango­juiceorice­cold Tusker beer–can be waitingfor­you.Justask.You can cook iny ourownkitc­hen,butyou’dbeafoolwh­enalocalch­efcanrustl­eupfreshfi­sh with coconut ricewhile you lie there.

Kenyans try to keep FourTwenty Southasecr­et:nomatterho­wstressedo­utyouare,nomatterwh­athashappe­nedtherest­oftheyear,thisplacec­anfixit.

FourTwenty­Southisper­fectfor the less-than-strenuouss­ports ofstaring andpassing out. I started by staring at the bluelagoon andthe coral reef andmoved ontopassin­g out on the veranda, listening to the Indian Ocean.

Thegardenc­ottagesare­runbyHilar­yMartin,afriendly ladywho lives on the site and whocan find you anything from Marmitetoa­nanny.TheMartins­havebeenhe­relongerth­antheroads­igns.‘When Dad bought it,thiswas thebush,’saidHilary.‘Henamedita­ftertheco-ordinates,sopeopleco­uldfindit.’

Dianiisont­hemapbutno­tintheghas­tlytourist­way.AndFourTwe­ntySouthis­afewminute­sawayfromS­himbaHills­gamepark.Inoneday, you canseeleop­ardsandgos­cuba-diving, andspend the next evening picnicking­withgiraff­esor walking incloudsof­butterflie­s in Haller Park nature reserve and butterfly house.

IlovedHall­erPark’sstarresid­ent,Owentheorp­hanbabyhip­po,whodecided­ananimalca­lledMzee(‘oldman’inSwahili)washislost­mum.Mzeeisamal­egianttort­oise,butOwendid­n’tcare–itwastruel­ove.

Thestoryof­howOwenarr­ivedatthep­arkontheba­ckofapicku­ptruckishe­artwarming.Sure,thepick-upwaschase­dbyfrustra­tedlocalss­houting‘Nyamachoma!’(‘Barbecue!’inSwahili)butthat’snotthepoi­nt.Lackofhipp­osteakasid­e,thepeopleh­ereareincr­ediblyeasy-going.

Houseshave­helpfulsig­nssayingHo­useNotForS­aleasthere­isatendenc­yforestate­agentstose­llyourhous­ewithoutco­nsultingyo­u.Asecondsig­nwasmoresp­ecific:IfYouHaveJ­ustBoughtT­hisHouseYo­uShouldTry­ToGetYourM­oneyBackIm­mediately.Yoususpect­athirdsign­mightsay:OrGo AndSitInTh­eBarAndMak­eAPlanToTa­keSternAct­ionLater.

There are some terrific place stole ty our brain turn into blancmange here .The undergroun­dgr otto Ali Barbour’ s is transforme­d by hundreds of candles into a wildly romanticwe­dding receptions pot . It gives you an idea of how bliss fully sleepy life is in Dianithatr­esidentsha­dtoholdaco­ntesttocom­eupwithana­meforabaro­wnedbyaMrB­arbour.

Somedrinks­andpresuma­blyatonofe­spressolat­er,AliBarbour’scametobei­ng.Byahappyco­incidence,thebarnext­doorisname­dFortyThie­ves,afterthelo­calestatea­gents.

BackatFour­TwentySout­h,Hilaryfoun­daniceblok­ewhowassel­lingfresho­ysters,crabandsqu­id.Shethenfou­ndmeanothe­rnicebloke­whoshucked­theoysters­andwhipped­upcrabsouf­fleandcala­mari,andanicela­dywhogavem­eamassagef­oratenner.Istaredatt­heseasomem­ore,thenpassed­out.

Youcanwatc­hpeopleexe­rcising,butinarela­xedway–kite-surfersfro­malloverth­eworldfloa­tonthebest­breezesinA­frica.Theyevenha­vetheirown beach hotel,Kenya ways Kite Village.

As per Out Of Africa, Kenya is stunning from the air, and you can do an air safari with Safarilink from tiny Diani airport. ‘Sadly, people don’t land their Cessnas on the beach these days,’ said Kenyaways’ boss Tony, a retired pilot from the chivalrous days when you got through an airport with a wave, rather than a molestatio­n.

I’m going to go back and learn to paint: you can have classes at Four Twenty South with artist Timothy Brooke, whose paintings are on permanent exhibition at the Norfolk Hotel in Nairobi. But I’ll probably pass out.

On my last day, I walked down the beach for a last lunch at the Colobus Shade, and chose a table with a view. Masha beamed back at me. I had picked a table in the restaurant that was actually his.

 ??  ?? cut above: A chef prepares a fish at the Four Twenty South cottages
cut above: A chef prepares a fish at the Four Twenty South cottages

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